
I see images like the one above a lot these days, and it’s funny how accurate they really are. It’s pretty simple, if you want something done fast and cheap, you sacrifice quality. If you want quality and cheap, it’s not going to get done very fast, and if you want cheap and fast, the final product is not going to be high quality. That is unless your seeking a web designer on Craigslist. For some reason people assume that since it is Craigslist, they can pretty much ask for all three without any issue! Below are just a few of the ads I’ve seen on Craigslist that are just absolutely hilarious.
1. THE ALL CAPS
While there is nothing directly out of the ordinary with the content of this ad, it’s funny how people believe that if they use all caps it makes their ad stand out more. This one also throws a flag because when you see STUDENTS WELCOME, the client usually has a pretty limited budget!

2. The Cheap Template Service
I forgot that since you want a template, all the actual development work is already done! That means you can have an outrageously low budget of $100-$250 for a site similar to one of the largest investment banking companies in the world…

3. The Work Before Pay
So, you want me to take the time to create you a mock-up of your site before we have even talked or agreed on any sort of payment or terms…? Yeah, I’ll get right on that…

4. The Resume Builder
These are all over the place on Craigslist. We have no money to pay you, but it would be a great experience and something to put on your resume!

5. The “Simple” eCommerce Site
I see these a lot on CL. I need a simple website. Yet in the description, the list of features they want go on and on. I’d like a landing page with information…a few products for sale…some tabs or buttons…a few other pages with products for sale….a cart and confirmation page…a checkout and payment page…and a thank you page. Oh, and by the way, I have a very small budget!

6. The Craigslist Budget Work
This CL post doesn’t even try to mask his/her ignorance. They blatantly say that this is Craigslist and if you’re looking for jobs on here, there is no reason for your rate to be $25/hr. I forgot that since it’s Craigslist, it takes all of the skill out of development work, and we need to work for nothing!

7. The Trade Secrets
Believe it or not, I’ve seen ads similar to this multiple times. Clients look for “trade secrets” that will help them appear on the front page of Google. Just forget those complex search algorithms that Google and other search engines spend the bulk of their time developing.

Now, don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against Craigslist as a source of finding development work – especially for those just starting out. The issue lies with that fact that the vast majority of people seeking developers on Craigslist expect professional-grade work at minimum wage pricing or less… When I was responding to Craigslist ads before I got rolling, I managed to find a few great clients within the mix, so for the freelancers just getting started, don’t give up!